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Another Busy Weekend For The President

By March 23, 2014No Comments

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Listen, Barry…

We’ve got a planned photo-op today. All you have to do is get in one of those carts, and drive it ten feet, to that nice man in the white pants. Do you think you can handle that?

I don’t get it, Valerie, um, I mean, Ms. Jarrett. How’s that gonna help my image?

It’ll make the world see that you’re not concerned, because you’re the King of the Universe. Besides, we don’t let you drive one of these very often… It’ll be a lot of FUN!

Gee, I don’t know. I’m kind of scared… that guy over there has a camera…

Now, now. The Wookie will be home soon, and everything will be better…